Love kids!

This was inspired by Guido at http://journals.aol.co.uk/pharmolo/NorthernTrip

Some test questions and answers (grade 3)

 

Name a use of cow hide?

To keep the cow together.

 

What is an autobiography?

It’s the history of cars.

 

Name 5 things that contain milk?

Butter, cheese and 3 cows

 

What is the past tense of eat?

Hungry

 

What is the use of eye teeth?

To watch that the other teeth are chewing properly.

 

What is a terminal illness?

When you get sick at the airport

 

Translate “I beg your pardon?” into French.

HuH?

 

What do you call someone who beats skins?

Mum?

 

What do you get after you lose your milk teeth?

Your  peppermint teeth!

 

I guess this is why I love my job!