A bit of Bull LOL

CONJONES DE TOROS

 A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following
 a day roaming around in Mexico. While sipping his
 tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking
 platter being served at the next table.
 Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful.
 He asked the waiter,

 "What is that you just served?"
 The waiter replied, "Ah senor, you have excellent
 taste! Those are called Cojones de Toro, Bull's
 testicles from the bull fight this morning. A
 delicacy!"

 The cowboy said, "What the heck bring me an order."

 The waiter replied, "I am so sorry senor. There is
 only one serving per day because there is only one
 bull fight each morning. If you come early and place
 your order, we will be sure to save you this
 delicacy."

 The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his
 order, and that evening was served the one and only
 special delicacy of the day.

 After a few bites, inspecting his platter, he called
to the waiter and said, "These are delicious, but
 they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you
serve yesterday"

 The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si,
 Senor. Sometimes the bull wins.

LOL Have a good rest of the week friends!