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Saturday 15 September 2007

Four Worms and a lesson

I always try to take lessons to heart....

this one meant a lot to me......snigger : )))))

Four Worms and a lesson____
A minister decided that a visual demonstration would

add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.


Four worms were placed into four separate jars.




The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.




At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:



The first worm in alcohol -
Dead.




The second worm in cigarette smoke -
Dead






Third worm in chocolate syrup -
Dead








Fourth worm in good clean soil -
Alive.




So the Minister asked the congregation -






What can you learn from this demonstration?





Maxine was setting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said,





"As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!"

That pretty much ended the service --

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

LOLOL

Anonymous said...

So funny!!!!!! Carrie

Anonymous said...

LOL so true have a good weekend

Deb

Anonymous said...

Well, the smoking doesn't interest me, and my doctor says that I must limit my alcohol, so I'll have to eat extra chocolate to avoid having worms. Thanks for the laugh!--Sheria