Viva la difference

I don't know how many of you have seen this one,but I found it too funny not to share!Funny how true it is!!!!Enjoy HEE HEE

A sign in the Bank Lobby reads:

"Please note that this Bank is installing new drive-through ATMs
Enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.
Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures
Outlined below when accessing their accounts. After months of careful
Research, MALE & FEMALE procedures have been developed. Please follow
The appropriate steps for your gender."

MALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off
FEMALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up, pull forward, back up and so forth and repeat as
Many times as required to align car window with the ATM.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate bank
Card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive
Distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way with magnetic strip pointing the way
The little picture indicates.
10. Dig through handbag and examine each receipt to see if PIN# is
Written there. Finally, search through phone book to find your PIN
Written on the inside of the back page.
11. Enter PIN into ATM.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of
Checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot
Provided.
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.LOL :-0