Several shades of blonde LOL

You might have seen this email...love the blondes of this world!

 

 1st Shade:
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> A married couple was asleep when the telephone rang at two in the morning.
> The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the telephone, listened a moment,
> and said, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up.  The
> husband said, "Who was that?"  The wife said, "I don't know; some woman
> wanting to know 'if the coast is clear."
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> 2nd Shade:
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> Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the
> pavement and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror,
> and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar."  She hands it to the second
> blonde.  The second blonde looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's
> me!"
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> 3rd Shade:
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> A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys
> a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door,
> she finds him in the arms of a  redhead. Well, the blonde is really angry.
> She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is overcome
> with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head.  The boyfriend yells,
> "No, honey, don't do it!"   The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!"
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> 4th Shade:
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> A blonde brags about her knowledge of American state capitals. She proudly
> says, "Go ahead; ask me, I know all of them."  A friend says, "OK, what's
> the capital of Wisconsin?" The blonde replies, "Oh that's easy -- 'W'."
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> 5th Shade:
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> What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?
> "Is it mine?"
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> 6th Shade:
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> A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she
> managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch. "Wow!" the
> trooper gasped. "Your car looks like an accordion that was trampled on by an
> elephant! Are you OK, ma'am?"
> "Why, yes, officer, I'm just fine" the blonde chirped.  "Well, how in the
> world did this happen?" the officer asked as he surveyed the wreckedcar.
> "Officer, it was the strangest thing!" the blonde began. "I was driving
> along this road, when from out of nowhere this tree popped up in front of
> me, so I swerved to the right, and there was another tree! I swerved to the
> left and there was another tree! I swerved to the right and there was
> another tree! I swerved to the left and there was...."  "Uh, madam," the
> officer said, cutting her off as he looked inside the car, "There isn't a
> tree on this road for 30 miles, that was your air-freshener swinging back
> and forth."
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> 7th Shade:
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> Returning home from work, a blonde was astonished to see that she had been
> robbed. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime.  The
> police dispatcher broadcast the call on the channels, and a K-9 unit
> patrolling nearby was the first  to respond. As the K-9 officer approached
> the house with his dog on a  leash, the blonde ran out on the porch,
> shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, and then sat down on the
> steps. Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come home to find all
> my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do? They
> send me a BLIND policeman!"
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