Wife version 1.0

PROGRAM CALLED:  WIFE/ GIRLFRIEND

Dear Tech Support:  

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend  version 7.0to Wife version  1.0.   I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected  child processing that took up a  lot of space and valuable resources. In  addition, Wife 1.0installed itself  into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications  such as Poker Night 10.3 , Football 5.0 , Hunting and  Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6
I  can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the  background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about  going back to Girlfriend 7.0 , but  the uninstall doesn't work on Wife  1.0. Please help!

Thanks,
A Troubled User.  (KEEP READING)
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REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem  that men complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a  Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife  1.0 is an  OPERATING  SYSTEM..

You cannot go back to  Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this.  Look in your Wife 1.0 manual underWarnings-Alimony-Child Support. I recommend  that you keep Wife1.0 and work on  improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application  "Yes  Dear"to  alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter  the commandC:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately  you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to  normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a  great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support  programs, such as Clean and Sweep  3.0,  Cook It  1.5 and Do Bills  4.2 .

However, be very careful how you use these  programs . Improper use will cause the system to launch the programNag  Nag 9.5. Once this  happens, the only way to improve the performance ofWife 1.0 is to purchase additional  softwarecalled   Flowers 2.1 and  Diamonds  5.0!  

WARNING!!! DO  NOT , under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This  application is not supported byWife  1.0 and will cause irreversible  damage to the operating system.

Best of luck,
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LOL....glad my hubby installed this operating system 17 years ago and its still in operation...